JABBERWOCKY
Lewis
Carroll
(from
Through the Looking-Glass
and
What Alice Found There, 1872)
`Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in
the wabe:
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths
outgrabe.
"Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
The jaws that bite, the
claws that catch!
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
The frumious
Bandersnatch!"
He took his vorpal sword in hand:
Long time the manxome foe
he sought --
So rested he by the Tumtum tree,
And stood awhile in
thought.
And, as in uffish thought he stood,
The Jabberwock, with eyes
of flame,
Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,
And burbled as it came!
One, two! One, two! And through and through
The vorpal blade went
snicker-snack!
He left it dead, and with its head
He went galumphing back.
"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my
beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
He chortled in his joy.
`Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in
the wabe;
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths
outgrabe.
I love the Jabberwock. It sounds like complete nonsense, but there’s fun to be had squinting between the lines. I found the poem at this website.
dshaw@jabberwocky.com A dusty place last I looked.
What started this was my purchase of the Tremors Attack Pack, a 4
movie DVD set. I knew and loved the
first two movies, but didn't even know about the later two till then.
As I first watched Tremors 3; Back to Perfection, the flying morph
of the Tremors creatures first came on screen and I pointed at it, snapped my
fingers twice, popped my forehead with my palm and yelled;
"Jabberwock!" and I hadn’t read the poem in years.
Then it launched itself with it's butt on fire! Haw, rocket powered flying Jabberwock! A natural boost glider.
There are many examples of evolved chemical warfare in nature.
Webbing, irritants, venomous bites and stings are only the most obvious ones. The plant
world, both land and aquatic don’t just
compete for light but modify the medium in which they live, sometimes in exclusionary ways. The sessile ocean reefs
are practically a warzone rife with other examples.
The prime example for this blogpost would be the Bombardier
Beetle, with it’s caustic binary chemical
defense spray. From there it’s not such a
big step to evolve a rocket propulsion system, improbable in a higher life form
though it be.
For centuries we humans have made oxidizers for blackpowder from our own urine, as well as the excretions of other animals. Consider how history would’ve changed if we had had rocket powered Jabberwocks as an example.
A short BTW: I googled the Vorpal Sword. Another
nonsense word at the time, but now it’s become a
popular weapon in gaming and comics. Ran across’em a few
times myself.
A longer BTW: In Tremors 2; Aftershocks, when the first Shrieker
comes into view it presages its' entrance
with much bashing and crashing, louder and louder. Earl and Grady are getting increasingly nervous and are pointing
their rifle barrels higher and higher. Around the corner steps this little 3ft
tall spud, they start to let their guard down, then it charges… It reminds me so very much of the old WB Merrie Melodies cartoon; Inki
and the Mynah Bird. The jungle thrashes, the jungle crashes, one imagines
terrible things; rabid rhinos, a constipated elephant or even worse! Then
out steps the Mynah Bird, tiny and totally blasé. Do not be fooled, DO NOT let
your guard down!
BTW to the BTW; You're not likely to see Inki and the Mynah
Bird on TV anymore due to racial censorship.
3rd BTW to the second BTW; I cheered back when Warner Brothers Channel brought back the singing frog as its' mascot. I think it would be really cool if WB's New Looney Tunes brought back the Mynah Bird, at least as a cameo appearance, or six. The main characters have to pause the dialogue or chase for pedestrian traffic. The kind of gag Looney Tunes is well known for. Or; Wylie Coyote thinks a Mynah Bird might be easier pickins' than Roadrunner...NOT!
Now the tune is stuck in my head!
BTW the fifth; I've been sitting on this draft for a long,
LONG time because it's a real rambler. It never gets any shorter though, and it
still defies any attempts to divide and conquer.
